fagbarbie:

*doesn’t have internet access for a week*

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(via okaypizza)

hancljob:

i thought perez hilton was paris hiltons damaged and slightly less famous brother 

(via sup-london)

xgenepositive:

nosdrinker:

no dog should ever be homeless

no home should ever be dogless

(Source: nosdrinker, via oknope)

urbancatfitters:

i wonder how people describe me when they’re talking about me to someone who’s never met me

(Source: urbancatfitters, via shouldnt)

domericbolton:

last night my father said “good night mario” because i had been driving him around today and apparently going too fast, like the car racer mario andretti

but i didn’t know what he was talking about so i just sleepily replied “good night luigi”

(via 2srooky)

fangoriaaa:


shslequius:

mango is a funny word

jESUS FUKCING CHRIS  T
Tumblring on my phone
Mom: who are you texting?
Me: nobody
Mom: what are you doing then?
Me: nothing
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