bombing:

noseblow:

bombing:

i’m on a seafood diet. i only eat seafood

that’s not how the joke goes lmao

do my weight loss goals seem like a fucking joke to you

(via mackleheapsmore)

bikinipowerbottom:

urlannoying:

when you still need to fill another half a pageimage

(via little-miss-0bvious)

ophi1ia:

I wish I went to detention for 9 hours and came out with 3 new best friends and a boyfriend why am I not in an 80’s movie

(Source: yagamiyuu, via crystallized-teardrops)

flewor:

"was that awkward eye contact or were we checking eachother out" - a life story

(Source: flewor, via forgave)

kakuzu:

how many followers do you need before someone orders you a pizza for free

(Source: phiones, via hotboyproblems)

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