skylarduquette:

"no" is too serious

"nope" is too casual

"nah" is just right

"Did you kill this man?" "Nah"

(Source: bound2014, via necksdeep)

queer-multifandom-antichrist:

beautiful-bibliophile:

littlelotte-xo:

curlicuecal:

Games with English: insert the word “only” anywhere into the above sentence and consider how the placement changes meaning.

Omg this is cool

I actually did this and it’s awesome


OHMYFUCKINGGOD

hotelmario:

bobshit:

what are snails even trying to do

their best

(via volcainist)

gnarly:

circumcising:

what did people even wear in 2008

apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur 

(via encourage)

thegoddess-afrodite:

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

This can save lives

(via distraction)

fatwink:

crushes are great until you realize that they’ll never be interested in you 

(via crystallized-teardrops)

clearbay:

I LOVE ORDERING THINGS FROM ONLINE ITS LIKE SOMEONE SENT YOU A PRESENT BUT YOU SENT YOURSELF THAT PRESENT 

(Source: sharksylph, via hotboyproblems)

klanos:

porrim:

so one time when i was in 8th grade my school went on a camping trip at this camp and at night we all went around the campfire and told stories

and one of the instructors pointed up at the hill where a bunch of deer had gathered. he explained that baby deer make certain noises to call their mothers over. he said if we were really quiet we could hear them

suddenly this huge black guy came out from the forest and yelled YO MAMA WHERE YOU AT

I AM DYING OH MY GOD

(Source: adrianandrews, via forever-not-gonna-sink)

braydaaan:

do you ever just realise you’re almost an adult and you have no money 

(via joshrah)

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